Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: Shower: Shower: Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: Shower: Shower: Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ